|The Spondyville Mall|
|At the entrance to the Spondyville Mall is the statue of the Blurry Soldiers, dedicated to all the brave Spondyville soldiers, who, though often blinded by iritis, fought, (and usually died), for their country.|
|At the Spondyville Mall,
Every parking space is a handicapped parking space.
|Businesses come and go, but one of Spondyville's oldest family-owned businesses continues to thrive. Located at the corner of Inflammation Ave and Ulceration Place, Indocindy's Pies are legendary. Next time, you're in town, check out their new rheumatological rhubarb pie. (with a $5.00 all-you-can-eat co-pay)|
|Another Spondyville business: Stickley's Cane Emporium has been a fixture of the Spondyville business district since the turn of the twentieth century.|
|The local health food store is owned by longtime Spondyville resident, Calvin Beauregard Place, unfortunately, a dyslexic sign painter transposed his name and C. Bo's Place came out as ...|
|What kind of mall would it be without a Sickory Charms store?
Selling all the accoutrements of good luck, (try their Cheese Amulets!), they also sell the extremely popular Norman Cousins dart boards.
|And finally, every mall has to have at least one "Spenser's Gifs", featuring the silliest photo-manipulations ever made.|