|Stiffy the Snowpondy's
for the Presidency
|Spondyville's beloved mascot, Stiffy the Snowspondy is running for President! (Again.) Over the years, he has traveled all around the world, making friends and spreading awareness of Ankylosing Spondylitis. Stiffy himself suffers from the snow-person's form of Spondylitis, which is known as Frostylitis. He has embarked once again, on what he calls his 50-State strategy; attempting to visit every one of our 50 states during the course of this election year. You can follow his progress here.
For those who are unfamiliar with people of snow, or, for that matter snowspondys, here is all you need to know about Stiffman T. Snowspondy, a.k.a. Stiffy The Snowspondy.
Note: Understandingly, it is quite possible that there is a small segment of the voting population that, despite photographic evidence, does not believe there are such things as Snowspondys. For those sad, cynical people, I would ask only that you go and read this page.
|No, not THAT cold war ...|
|Stiffy had to apologize for the confusion raised by this poster, as it was NOT referring to Mr. Romney, but to most Snowspondys having an irrational fear of wool.|
|In 2008, Stiffy's campaign received some very favorable coverage from the mainstream media (above), but the campaign did have to do some damage control after the article in 'Snowspondy Plus' magazine (below), which hit the newstands just a few days before the election.|
|While in Australia, Stiffy consulted with the world-famous rheumatologist, Dr. Matthew Brown.|
|The future home of Stiffy the Snowspondy?|
|While in Prague for the ASIF conference, Goodwill Ambassador Stiffy the Snowspondy, confers with Marjan HUDOMALJ, M.Sc., the President of the AS Society of Slovenia.|
|Stiffy visits the cradle of democracy, Athens, Greece|
|On his fact-finding mission to Iraq a few years ago, Stiffy got up close and personal with some of America's weapons of mass destruction, and discovered that the Green Zone in Baghdad was actually more brown then green. Ironically, on the eve of his trip, it snowed in Baghdad for the first in time in almost 50 years. Coincidence?|
|BREAKING NEWS!! 07-20-2012
Stiffy the Snowspondy is on his way home from his visit to Afghanistan!
|Stiffy the Snowspondy waves at danger on the wall of the Camp Marmal compound in Afghanistan.|
|Stiffy the Snowspondy's visit to Camp Marmal in Afghanistan.|
|Evidently after Stiffy's long journey to get to Afghanistan, the first thing he wanted to do was to go shopping at the base PX.|
|Stiffy the Snowspondy salutes all our brave men and women and all of America's allies stationed at Camp Marmal in Afghanistan.|
|The sales person at the military base store in Afghanistan, (A Sgt. Bilko, I believe), assured Stiffy the Snowspondy that this hand-made Afghan rug could fly. Stiffy tried it out, but remained skeptical.|
|Stiffy the Snowspondy's Presidential campaign would be going a lot better if only he'd noticed Aladdin's lamp lying next to him at the Camp Marmal PX the other day.|