Stiffy the Snowspondy's Presidential Campaign 2008
Spondy-Americans have the right to an easy diagnosis.
I'll tell doctors, "It's the genetic marker, stupid."
For everyone too scared to try Enbrel or Remicade, I'll make medical marijuana available ... In other words, some Pot for every 'Chicken'.
Let me assert my firm belief, that the only thing I have to wear is a scarf itself.
In foreign policy matters, speak softly, and chew a big stick of gum.
Tip a canoe ... and you could drown.
A thousand points of light, could trigger an iritis flareup.
Woven floor coverings are a hazard to people with hip replacements.
I'll support legislation to, "Just Say No to Rugs".
And finally, my fellow Spondyvilleans ... Ask not, what your Spondylitis will do to you, Ask what you should take for your Spondylitis.
