|The 2008 Spondlympics|
|The Psoriatic Spondylitis section of Spondyville, known as Scalytown is proud to host the 2008 Spondlympics.
The games will take place in the Flaking neighborhood of Scalytown.
Flaking (pronounced FLAY-JING) has been an integral part of Scalytown for as long as anyone can remember.
|Scalytown - The flakiest place on Earth|
| Events at the 2008 Spondlympics include:
The Hop Trip and Fall
Badmitten - The Ugliest Glove Competition
Rhythmic Elastics - Dancing with Ace Bandages
The 1500 meter limp
Scootering - long distance electric wheelchairs
(Putting off till tomorrow what you can't lift today )
(Ashley, Naomi and Wynnona are used as game pieces )
Archery - Contestants try to Arch their backs
Fencing - Building Picket Partitions
(Eating your vegetables while the tide comes in ...)
Softball - Poor Testicular Density Competition
Greco-Roman Grocery Reachers
The Hipthalon - Hip Replacement Endurance