The 2008 Spondlympics

The Psoriatic Spondylitis section of Spondyville, known as Scalytown is proud to host the 2008 Spondlympics.  The games will take place in the Flaking neighborhood of Scalytown. Flaking (pronounced FLAY-JING) has been an integral part of Scalytown for as long as anyone can remember.

Scalytown - The flakiest place on Earth

Events at the 2008 Spondlympics include:  The Hop Trip and Fall Badmitten - The Ugliest Glove Competition Rhythmic Elastics - Dancing with Ace Bandages The 1500 meter limp Scootering - long distance electric wheelchairs Synchronized stiffening Wait-lifting: (Putting off till tomorrow what you can't lift today ) Juddo: (Ashley, Naomi and Wynnona are used as game pieces ) Archery - Contestants try to Arch their backs Fencing - Building Picket Partitions Beach Colleyflower: (Eating your vegetables while the tide comes in ...) Softball - Poor Testicular Density Competition Greco-Roman Grocery Reachers The Hipthalon - Hip Replacement Endurance