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STIFFY 2012!

<    A voter casts his ballot for Stiffy the Snowspondy in the 2008 election.

After a long and hard fought campaign, Stiffy the Snowspondy, the Fusion party candidate for President, gave a short, and extremely gracious concession speech on Election Night.  "Oh well ... ", he said to thunderous applause from his supporters. But then ... Only hours after ending his long and hard-fought 2008 campaign for President, Stiffy the Snowspondy announced that he was throwing his hat back into the ring for the United States Presidential race in 2012. To explain his reason for making his move so early, he added, "Y'see, I move a little slower than the other candidates, so therefore, I need to start a little earlier ... Besides, there is some unfinished business from the 2008 campaign, that I need to attend to, and that is to finish fulfilling my campaign promise, to visit each and every state in the union. I visited 35 states in the 2008 campaign, so that leaves me 4 whole years in which to visit the other 15. And so, the Dream lives on, Hope endures, and I'm not unpacking until 2013."